So many air quotes
Fingers wagging up and down
I wish arthritis
Abbreviations
are a sign of laziness
And et cetera
Old ladies in line
slowly putting change away
So oblivious
Cell phones in theatres
Why do you need to be told?
Should be obvious
Extra cigarette?
Last time I checked my package
It came with twenty
The Women's bathroom
What surprise awaits me there?
Use the tampon bags!
A Subway Sandwich
does not require lettuce
Keep those hands off it!
"When's your next show on?"
"I'd really like to see you"
"Sunday? I won't come."
To, two and too, too
Different words! Not the same
It's time t(w)o(o)learn this
Racist You Tube post:
Your words might have some impact
If you learned to spell
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